The Puertorriqueña!!
A middle-aged Puertorriqueña had a heart attack and
was taken to the hospital. While on the operating
table, la pobre was delirious; she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Ay Dios Santo, is
my time up?"
The Creator said, "No nena, you have another 43 years,
two months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the Puertorriqueña decided to stay in
the hospital and have the works done: a face-lift,
liposuction, a teta lift, nalga lift and a barriga
tuck. La muchacha was all excited cause she knew she
had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien pimposa.
After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way to el
cuchifrito place in NY, she was hit and killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Oye
mira, que paso? I thought you said I had another 40
years to go? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
that ambulance?"
The Creator replied, "Ay bendito nena, I didn't even
recognize you!"
